If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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