Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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