YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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