just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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