Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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