Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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