But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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