My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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