Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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