The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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