bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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