We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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