I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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