oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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