Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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