She is in my trunk
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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