Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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