Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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