Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
