can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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