I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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