dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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