Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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