I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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