They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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