I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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