Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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