Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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