You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize