Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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