walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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