we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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