Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
she smelled like a LAN party
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I don't deserve a penis
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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