the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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