That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Hello my rib-scented angel!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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