Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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