You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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