Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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