he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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