Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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