Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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