So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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