I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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