can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
