I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
