just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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