I cockslap morals
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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