We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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