this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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