I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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