Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
sarcasm needs its own font
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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