Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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