you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Found the puke drawer
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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