real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize