It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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