I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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