kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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