Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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