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  I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave

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• He'll leave once you start farting. Oh, wait. He might join in. Sorry.

  Submitted by King_Domcum on Mar 23, 14 at 2:58pm

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• So fart... He'll leave

  Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Mar 23, 14 at 5:24pm

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• I wouldn't be too uncomfortable about farting...if the relationship goes anywhere, you'll have to get comfortable farting in front of each other sooner or later.\n\n"I'm sorry, but I really have some homework I should do. You're welcome to hang out and read or watch TV or whatever, but I'm not going to be very engaging for the next few hours" should be a perfectly acceptable thing to say.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 23, 14 at 10:39pm

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• Just fart might make him leave

  Submitted by weatherford on Mar 23, 14 at 8:25pm

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• Fart in his face or in his mouth and then maybe he will finally leave.

  Submitted by PizdaLvr on Mar 24, 14 at 1:26pm

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• Dating 101

  Submitted by daisydukeluke on Mar 27, 14 at 12:53am

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• If its a g ay when you fart the dude may get a boner and give you aids

  Submitted by ck24 on Mar 23, 14 at 7:19pm

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