What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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