Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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